The Opiate of the Masses (Karl Marx). Well, in Pastafarian, only Captain Jack (Sparrow) will get you high tonight. Or, if you mistakenly (or maybe not) add marijuana to your pasta instead of oregano. But we Pastafarian love our God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or the SM. He has a mission for us to spread His Word. Or, some of us, at least, dress up as pirates. We will be rewarded in Heaven with strippers and access to a beer volcano. Learn as much as you can about our religion.