Pirates were the original Pastafarians. They were the favorite people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the Book of Midgets/Midgits, pirates arose out of the Big People who dwelt near the Midgit Kingdom of Noodelium. They then left in order to sail the Seven Seas. They were very widespread in the Carribean Sea, and rose to great power in the Golden Age of Piracy. They then suffered a purge at the hands of the several Indian Ninjas, after which the global temperature began to rise. In their heyday, Pirates did good works and distributed candy to children, but were slandered by Christian theologians and Hare Krishnas. A mockery of pirate culture arose in Somolia.
- a pirate shirt (ruffled sleves) or a vest or naval-looking jacket (with lots of buttons)
- a cutlass
- a pistol
and may also include the following prosthetics:
- a peg leg
- a hook
- an eyepatch
In when full pirate regalia cannot be obtained, an eyepatch is considered to be the bare minimum and, as such, is accepted.
- The Coast of High Barbary This shows how pirates have been slandered and cruelly persecuted.