Pirates were the original Pastafarians. They were the favorite people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the Book of Midgets/Midgits, they arose out of the Big People that dwelled near the Midgit Kingdom of Noodelium. They then left in order to sail the Seven Seas. They were very widespread in the Carribean Sea, and rose to great power in the Golden Age of Piracy. They then suffered a purge at the hands of the several Indian Ninjas, after which the global temperature began to rise. In their heyday, they did good works and distributed candy to children, but were slandered by Christian theologians and Hare Krishnas. A mockery of their culture arose in Somolia.
- a pirate shirt (ruffled sleves) or a vest or naval-looking jacket (with lots of buttons)
- a cutlass
- a pistol
and may also include the following prosthetics:
- a peg leg the pirate monster should be praised
- this is cool
- a hook
- an eyepatch
In case of inability to acquire full pirate regalia, an eyepatch is considered to be the bare minimum and is, as such, accepted.
- The Coast of High Barbary This shows how pirates have been slandered and cruelly persecuted.