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Pirates were the original Pastafarians. They were the favorite people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the Book of Midgets/Midgits, they arose out of the Big People that dwelled near the Midgit Kingdom of Noodelium. They then left in order to sail the Seven Seas. They were very widespread in the Carribean Sea, and rose to great power in the Golden Age of Piracy. They then suffered a purge at the hands of the several Indian Ninjas, after which the global temperature began to rise. In their heyday, they did good works and distributed candy to children, but were slandered by Christian theologians and Hare Krishnas. A mockery of their culture arose in Somolia.

Pirate regaliaEdit

Pirate

A devout Pastafarian in full pirate regalia

Pirates wore pirate regalia in ancient times . Modern Pastafarians do it on Halloween and when performing evangelization. Full pirate regalia includes, but is not limited to:

  • a pirate shirt (ruffled sleves) or a vest or naval-looking jacket (with lots of buttons)
  • a cutlass
  • a pistol

and may also include the following prosthetics:

  • a peg leg
  • a hook
  • an eyepatch

In case of inability to acquire full pirate regalia, an eyepatch is considered to be the bare minimum and is, as such, accepted.

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