He's real. I've seen Him and I have the photos and videos to prove it. I used to refer to Him as an electric flying octopus... Lately I've been blessed with at least 2-3 sightings per week. One day I saw Him twice in an hour and a half. Check out 'fromdavidstuart' (Mr President) on YouTube to see videos of Him flying silently overhead. cheers, dave
Hello. It appears you are incharge of this wiki, so I would like to adress you with some problems I have found with it. Being a devote pastafarian, I am easily annoyed when there is inproper information on the only FSM wiki which many go to for Pastafarian knowledge. Well, I found on this wiki there isn't just inproper information, but there are whole articles containing it. Ragu, Hanuwumdra, and Ishmali Camuwundra are what I am talking about. All articles on this wiki should have its evidence from real Pastafarian sources, like The Loose Canon, venganza.org, and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not websites like Unclyclopedia, which is what those articles are taken from. Unclyclopedia is not a true source. It is an amateur, false add on to Pastafarian literature. All of Unclyclopedia's articles are not serious and real, including the Pastafarian ones. You can look it up, none of those three topics can be found in The Loose Canon. So, I am graciously asking you to delete those three articles, and also allow me to delete all other articles which contain them in it. Thank you.
Words can not express how sorry I am. Please forgive me for my terribly disruptive behavior at church activity on by adding such unholy, armature content. I'm sorry to have been so distracting and rude to so many people.
I know that people attend church activity to share in a spiritual experience and worship together as a community. I regret that my behavior was so unruly and troublesome to the rest of the congregation and the service that you were trying to lead.
I promise to be quiet and respectful in church from now on and I hope that you can forgive me.
However, my mistake was out of ignorance. It is almost impossible to do this alone. I need other and REAL Pastafarians to come to this site to add me in the love for his noodlely greatness.
It is completely okay. If you are rude, it is understandable. Pirates were rude sometimes, and look how magnificent they are! I feel we can make this wiki amazing if we get more support. I will try and work on this site as often as possible.