The first Pastafarians were Egyptian, including Mosey. Mosey and his crew were the first pirates, which were the choosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Mosey traveled around the world spreading Pastafarianism across Egypt. Pharaoh Ptolemy XII, the ruler of Egypt, ruled and opressed over Mosey and his band of short order cooks, until the FSM told Mosey to rebel. The Land of Punt (ancient Somalia) was also discovered by Egyptian Pirates, allowing the Somalians to eventually create a mockery of the pirate culture.